We the writers of this guide in no way accept responsibility for any accidental and/or deliberate attacks upon non-zombie teachers and/or any injuries or deaths which may result from such actions. If you decide your teacher is a zombie and then take physical action against that teacher this is entirely your own responsibility and the years of remorse as you spend your life incarcerated in a penal institution (or, if you live in an area with a more aggressive legal philosophy, on death row, or pegged out on the school playing field as an amusing experiment in zombie tropisms and innate behaviours) are your own stupid fault. No use blaming us. So there.