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Alex the Anteater
Hedgehog
Hedgehog’s Name
Books of Poems
Hogs and Dogs and Who Knows Whats
The Emancipation of Cats
The Book of Silly Stupid Poems
The Book of Serious Sensible Poems
Novels & co
Malcolm Engineer
Malcolm Engineer Ch 1
A Dragon Laugh
A Dragon Laugh Chapter 1
A Dragon Laugh Chapter 2
A Dragon Laugh Chapter 3
A Dragon Laugh Chapter 4
Liss-Tallian: The Bar-Lanian
Liss-Tallian, Chapter 1
Liss-Tallian, Chapter 2
Blogger’s Human
Blogger’s Human: The Beginning
Zombies
The Beowulf Story
The Beowulf Story: The Start
Zombies
How to Tell if Your Teacher is a Zombie?
Q1 Does your teacher lurch or shamble when they walk?
Q2 How does your teacher smell?
Q3 Is your teacher carrying a large stack of books or papers?
Q4 Does your teacher moan?
Q5 Does your teacher have gobbets of meat between their teeth and trickles of fresh blood running from the corners of their mouths?
Q6 Does your teacher have ripped or ragged clothing?
Q7 Is your teacher missing the occasional non-essential body part; fingers, hands, feet, ears and so forth?
Conclusion.
Liability Waiver
How to Tell if Your Classmate is a Zombie.
Q1 Is your classmate aware of, and reactive to, their surroundings?
Q2 Does your classmate smell funny?
Q3 What are the visual signs?
Q4 Are they in the wrong group?
Q5 Are they responsive to insults?
Q6 Did they stop over with you?
Q7 Are they really kissing?
What Should I do if my Teacher is a Zombie?
Evasive action 1. In the School
Evasive Action 2: Staying at Home
Back to School
The Destructive Approach
Clothing, School Uniforms, and Zombie Survival
Q1, Can teachers really tell if your shoes have steel toecaps?
Q2, Does the dress code say anything about underwear?
Q3, Do you really want to stand out like a sore thumb wearing camouflage gear when everyone else is in the tatty regulation sweatshirt?
Q4, Are you allowed to have gloves in your schoolbag?
Q5, Does the code allow for a hat?
Q6, Are skateboards or kick-boards allowed for travel to and from school?
Q7, What special circumstances allow variations in the code?
Dragon poems
They Say
The Mighty Wyrm!
A Tickle
Silly Poems
Silly Twit
Silly Boy
Rainbow
Owls
Life Underground
The Moth
Sharks
Gas
Oh Spiky Beast
For Tim
Octopuses
Elephants
Poo Poo
Counting Toads
Sensible Poems
Conversations With My Son
Broken Things
I Heard the Call
I Know People
101
Justin Sleeping
The 3rd.
Scerling Places
Things I Could Have Been
Migraine
Oh Dear,
Poem For Jo
Cat Poems
I Like the Box
The Start of Things
Scratched on Walls
The Underpass
Favourite Places 1
Favourite Places 2
Favourite Places 3
Favourite Places 4
Favourite Places 5
Supermarket
No Peeing
Flying
Ginger and Black
Visitors
Down Time
Climbing
Napping
That’s Me
Bother
The Cats of Constable Terrace
‘Twas a Dark and Stormy Night
Oooh, oooh
Ginger
House!
We Is Tough!
A Beautiful Day
Boris the Cat
The Cats Are in the Belfry
Bat Poems
Dust
Moth
Bats Fly High
The Mighty Moth
Badger Poems
Badger Day
The Badger is a Stripy Beast
Badger Badger
Badger’s at the Helm Again
The Life of Woodland Creatures
The Badger Sits Inside Its Nest
Spring is Full of Cliches
It’s Been a Long Time
News & Stuff
Contact
News & Stuff
August 9, 2025
Dominic Cheetham
Summer!
June 11, 2025
Dominic Cheetham
Book Cover for Blogger’s Human
May 22, 2025
Dominic Cheetham
A Dragon Laugh
April 26, 2025
April 26, 2025
Dominic Cheetham
Hardback Liss!!
December 17, 2018
Dominic Cheetham
More things
November 24, 2017
November 24, 2017
Dominic Cheetham
Hogs and Dogs
November 17, 2017
Dominic Cheetham
Been Remiss
September 8, 2017
Dominic Cheetham
Added cats
September 4, 2017
September 6, 2017
Dominic Cheetham
Starting up
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