Books of Poems

Hogs and Dogs and Who Knows Whats

Poems and pictures about Hogs and Dogs, and, well . . . you get the idea.

The Emancipation of Cats

One of my oldest friends said to me, ‘how about doing one about cats?’ So I did. Here it is. Did you know that when you write poems from a cat point of view the poetic style actually changes! Cool, right!

The Book of Silly Stupid Poems

Yes. They are silly, and quite possibly stupid. Are you silly and stupid enough to enjoy them?

The Book of Serious Sensible Poems

This book is, as advertised, a book of sensible serious poems. Do not be deceived into thinking the title is in any way ironic or indicative of poems which are not serious. The title is as serious and sensible as the contents of the book.

The Monochrome Book of Silly Stupid Poems

Well, The Book of Silly Stupid Poems has colour pictures, which I think is great. But colour is more expensive to print than black and white, so, for those who prefer, this is a Monochrome version at a lower price. Same poems. Same pictures. Just, no colour.

Actually, it looks kind of good like this. Really.